This Old House (is gross)
After moving into our home in the hood it’s taken us quite a bit of time just to get things (mostly) organized. I figured while it was kind of warm and sunny out today that we would clean up the jungle that is the backyard just a tad and hopefully save some work come spring. In addition to all the crap growing through windows, wrapped all around the entirety of the fence, etc. etc., there was an assload of trash, bricks and cinder blocks under the poorly constructed enclosed back patio…thing. John helped pick it all up before we got to yanking huge weeds up, and in that mess we found:
A bunch of blunt wrappers
Dirty diapers and a gross car seat liner
A crack pipe. I mean, “rose tube.”
CD liner notes for The Franchise.. who is apparently a rap artist..
Condom wrappers
Ramen packaging
The teensy paintbrush some idiot used to poorly paint the interior walls a disgusting burgundy color
Alcohol bottle tops and a ton of broken glass
So. Much. Left. To. Do. I’m a bit sore, but I’m so ready for spring to get here so that we can make the outside of this place not look so “bleh.”
